I have never been particularly successful with plants.
So, why have a web page about growing them?
Because, like many people who are bad at a thing,
I love doing it. I have spent hundreds of dollars
trying to get plants to grow, learnt many new and
fascinating things along the way about why I've killed
them this time, and I want to share that experience
with you. Let us start with....

 Planting.

Watering.

Pruning.

Disease.

Gnome.